Again, these words date back to summer, but I thought you could have them anyway.
I’VE been babysitting today. So much fun. Two year old children are cool.
I know that my little charge is not actually mine (life is so unfair), but I have to tell you, he is like, SO advanced! After we read a story (Spot, Spot, lovable Spot), he climbed off the bed and put the book BACK ON THE SHELF IN THE RIGHT PLACE! Is this normal? No, I didn’t think so. Someone call Mensa – we have a boy genius.
So, five not-so-creative retellings of Spot’s First Christmas later, we moved onto the Wiggles.
Now I love a man in a skivvy as much as the next neighbourhood nanny, but lets face it, I’d probably rather watch Gourmet Farmer or something.
However my interest was piqued by the arrival on screen of the ‘Mandarin Wiggles’. I looked up expecting a see of orange knitwear and a little ditty about the long term health benefits of two fruit, five veg.
But no, Geoff and his cohort were doing the hot potato - Chairman Mao style. Hello kids (or, Shalom), we’re the Wiggles and we are politically and culturally sensitive (insert weird pointy Wiggle hand gesture wave thing)!!!!
But the mandarin reference got me thinking of that cute little fruit, and then of its fair cousin, the orange. I mused over the qualities of this fruit that make it particularly suited to summer. Its vibrant colour, its thirst quenching juiciness and its shape, which makes one think of a bouncing beach ball annoyingly interrupting some melanoma-making-baking down at Elwood on a clear bright day.
I’ve been reading Maggie and Stephanie who both note that the citrus-ripening season is over the cooler months. But Stephanie does say that some citrus trees will produce ripe fruit all year round. This is certainly the case with the orange tree at home at my mums, which is currently laden with little vibrant balls of goodness.
An orange is fabulous in summer because you can let it run all down your chin then make like my favourite two year old and have a splash in a bucket of water/pool to clean off.
They are amazing first thing in the morning. A flavour explosion to greet the day. Particularly satisfying if the previous night kept you out past Cinderella-o'clock.
The juice is also good frozen in icy-pole moulds.
Then there’s the skins, which you could use as a mouth guard during those particularly vicious summer games of petanque and croquet.
Or you could throw a few oranges - straight from the esky - in the direction of your appreciative boyfriend during the tea break at his cricket match. That is if you a) have a boyfriend, and b) he is of the cricket-playing variety.
If the above options don’t appeal, or by circumstance are rendered inappropriate (I don’t recommend throwing oranges at any old cricket player, nor do I recommend donning an orange mouth guard if trying to attract above mentioned cricket playing boyfriend), then you should try this salad.
I’ve been eating this at my Nan and Pop’s since I got my little jelly bean sandal stuck in the swamp when we were yabbying, circa 1990. And before.
A simple dish for summer dinner. It’s good with a BBQ.
Orange and onion salad
Just layer finely sliced onion rounds with peeled and sliced orange rounds. It looks pretty in a glass bowl. Let it sit around and mellow for a while. I sprinkled some fresh mint on top. It was great.
I know it sounds weird, but my brother said he likes the way the orange starts to taste like onion. Me too. It’s good. I find this salad to be the perfect accompaniment to a piece of grilled salmon, or a chop, or most anything you can grill outdoors.
So go get yourself some oranges and eat/use them, in whatever way suits you.